First, I slid my car off the end of the driveway and into a ditch. Then, I grilled some steaks and pork chops. Then I sat down with Rosie, Mason, Noah and The Beautiful Heth to eat them (the food, not my family). Then I oversaw bath/shower night, which happens just before bedtime. Then I bid the family adieu and called upon my faithful Paw, called Seth, and we slipped and slid our way down to the gym before proceeding to make 1,000 foul shots in a slow but steady hour and a half.
Then I came home, and now I’m to join The Beautiful Heth on The Beautiful Couch.
That’s 138,407 down, 861,593 to go to 1 million made foul shots.